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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE
 PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

 
 (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

 (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

 (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

 
 (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a 
day..."

 (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

  (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,"
is not a typographical error.
 

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

Lynn492009-09-11 16:46:47That is so funny Lynn.
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