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A little 3 year old boy is sitting on the toilet.  His mother thinks he has been in there too long so she goes in to see what's up.
 
The little boy is sitting there reading a book but about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with the right hand.
 
His mother says: "Billy, are you alright?"  You've been in here for a while."
 
Billy says: "I'm fine Mommy.  I just haven't gone 'doody yet."
 
Mother says:  "OK, you can stay here a few minutes more but Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
 
Billy says:  "It works for ketchup."
    

A cat died and went to Heaven.  God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years.  Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.  I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.'  Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.  God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms!  If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.'  All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.  He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.  God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay?  How have you been doing?  Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.  I have never been so happy in my life.  The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

Yay jokes! My mom & mil have been missing them!
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