this little piggie has spasms, and this one gets squished in your shoe.
And this little piggie cries weee, weee, weee---untill the day is through!
Yep...all that's true.
One two can't buckle my shoe(because my fingers won't work)
three four can't close the door(because I can't grab the doorknob)
five six forget about picking up sticks(too hard to bend over or to squat)
seven eight lay them straight(Please refer to explanation stated above)
nine ten can't pick up that big fat hen( I'm too tired trying to get the other things done)