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Cell Phone vs. BIBLE

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

What if we flipped through it several times a day?

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?

What if we gave it to Kids as gifts?

What if we used it when we traveled?

What if we used it in case of emergency

This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible?

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.

Makes you stop and think "where are my priorities?"

And no dropped calls!

Fig Leaf Found

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago. "Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What do you have there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There was this dollar bill and a 1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.As they were lying there side by side the dollar bill said to the 20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?"
The dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the
biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built. "In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, rodeo, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino! I have done it all!!!"

After describing his great travels, the dollar bill asked the dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?"

The dollar bill replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the Disciple of Christ church, the Church of Christ, the.."

"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the dollar bill to the dollar bill. "What's a church?"
watchingwolf2010-02-02 20:26:18Thanks for giving me something to think about this morning!.

Pat