Government
surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some
surveying. Ole agreed and Lena even served
them a nice meal at noon time.
After their
surveying was completed, they came back to Ole and
said,
"you were so kind
to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by
letter."
Ole replied,
"What's the bad news ?
The surveyors
stated,"Well,
after surveying, we discovered your farm
is not in Minnesota , but is
actually in North
Dakota !"
Ole said "That's
the best news I've had in a long time.I was just
telling Lena this morning, I
don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota
."A cop stops a
Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker
his name.
"Fred," he
replies.
"Fred what?" the officer
asks.
"Just
Fred," the man
responds.
The officer is in a
good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a
warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last
name.
The man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he
has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me,
Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies,
"It's a long story,
so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last
name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself,
studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I
wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, Medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling,
MD.
After a while I got
bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got
bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, with VD.
Then
the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because of the VD,
so they took away my
MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took
away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."