Washington Post's Mensa Invitational where readers take any word from the dictionary, alter it and supply a new definition.
1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time
2.Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole
3.Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
4.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
5.Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately shows little sign of breaking down in the near future
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
7. Giraffitti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer
13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. Glibido: All talk and no action
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
16. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out
18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating
My favorite name for people who irritate or offend me has been jackass...it is now, officially, ignoranus!
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