On a simply perfect summer day an old woman in the
end years of her life was sitting in her rocker recliner on the front porch of
her home enjoying the peace of her surroundings. When quite unexpectedly a fairy appeared and told her that she could have
three wishes of her choosing.
The old woman's first wish was to be wealthy.
Presto! she was sitting on a rocker recliner made of pure gold.
The old woman's second wish was to be young and the
most beautiful woman alive.
Presto! the old woman's second wish was
granted.
As she hesitated in deciding what her third wish
would be the fairy became impatient and told her to quickly make her third
wish.
Just then her cat came strolling across the porch.
Her third wish was to make him the most handsome and appealing man alive.
Presto! the cat became the most handsome and appealing man alive. The fairy was
on her way.
The most handsome and appealing man alive walked
over to the most beautiful woman alive and softly whispered into her ear, "Are
you sorry you had me neutered?"
Thank you I really enjoyed that!LMAO I NEEDED THAT
LMAO that was hilarious.
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