My sis sent this to me. You gotta love her humor!!
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs,
bacon, hash browns and toast for .99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But
I don't want the eggs."
Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned
her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked
incredulously.
"YES!!"
"I'll take the special."
"How do you
want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the
two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS.. WE'VE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME!!
That was good.My Uncle Bob who is proud to be a tightwad will love this one.Dang it all, now that's a lady with a mind of her own! I agree, don't mess with seniors.....
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