Dear Tech
Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 ,
and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please
help!
Thanks, Troubled
User.....
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REPLY: Dear Troubled
User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many
people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible
to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You
cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend
that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing
the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great
program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several
support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2
.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only
way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system!
Best of luck,
Tech
Support
lorrie
Ha! This is a good one. My hubby should get a kick out of this tonight!!
Thanks for the laugh!
THIS IS GREAT. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS.