Some of the best HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2006 - Enjoy!
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(No, really?)
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far, don't you think?)
3. Is There A Ring of Debris Around Unranus?
(Whaaaaaaat?)
4. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)
5. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
(Hmmmm)
6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works better than a fair trial!)
7. War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect.)
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(You think?!)
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought?)
10. Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
(Hey, they may be onto something!)
11. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than Duct Tape?)
12. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He proabably IS the battery charge.)
13. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Guess the test group wasn't fat enough.)
14. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(Guess they shouldn't send them up with beans!)
15. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Sounds like the Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
And the winner is...............................................
16. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Did I read that headline right?! -
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