God
Said, "Adam I
Want
you to do
something for me."
Adam
said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to
do?"
God
said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam
said, "What's a valley?"
God
explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the
river."
Adam
said, "What's a river?"
!
God
explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the
hill..."
Adam
said, "What is a hill?"
So,
God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He
told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam
said, "What's a cave?"
Adam
said, "What's a woman?"
So
God explained that to him, too.
Then,
God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam
said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath),
"Geez....."
!
And
then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as
well.
So,
Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman.
Then,
in about five minutes, he was back.
God,
his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam
said
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YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!!
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"What's
a headache?"
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