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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.
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(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)

This is how the symptoms present themselves:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice there is post on the hall table. 

I decide to go through the post before I wash the car. In amongst the junk mail I see there are bills to be paid. 

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the rubbish bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills to one side and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think, since I'm going near a post-box when I take out the rubbish, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my chequebook off the table, and see there is only one cheque left. My new chequebook is in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my chequebook, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on
the shelf catches my eye - they need to be watered. I set the Coke down
and discover my reading glasses I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I put the glasses down, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go
to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the room where it belongs, but I'll water the flowers first.

I try to run some water into the flowers, but it spills off the leaves and onto the floor. So, I put the remote back down on the kitchen table and get a cloth to
wipe up the water. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on a shelf, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one cheque in my chequebook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to work out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll do my e-mail. 
Sound familiar???? 

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

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Then, there's that  almost Pavlovian response to door frames. When you walk though a doorframe. your mind is wiped clean of all short term memory. Leading to the question, Why did  I come in here? I think It's eventually associated with all doorframes.

That was A nice description!!!

 

 


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