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And don't anyone dare agree with me

I have mental problems. Yes, I really think I do. Either that or I am sick and twisted. Nah... that cannot be it.

I could be just lacking something in life.

I say all of this because....

I literally laugh my @ss off & almost piss myself when I type, read, or think about the phrase....

Drop a deuce.

It is off this movie I watched while I was at my sisters house, yeah we visit family members just so we can watch cable LOL

Anyways... these detectives were on a stake out and the male detective told the female detective he had to go to the bathroom. And she told him to hold it. He told her he really had to go. So he let one rip. She told him he stunk. He told her he had to go drop a deuce.

LMAO!!!

I almost could not get this whole post typed because I was laughing so darn hard for the up coming phrase "drop a deuce".

I need to hit "post new topic" before I pee myself!!!

I had to edit this darn post 3 times because of errors BIG erros I made while laughing and typing.

Weird how something soo weird can bring laughter and a smile to someone.

joonie39151.0275925926

Girlfriend, you ain't right

Phatgirl

And just plain weird. But it's one of the things I like about you.

You have lost it kiddo.

jode

Joonie,  You crack ME up!  At least you can find these to humor yourself and laugh.  It does the soul good to laugh so go ahead.  You have definitely found your 'happy place!'

2 funny!

Ok that "going to take the browns to the superbowl" cracked me up cyndee.  those 2 words dont belong in the same sentence lol.  Thanks for the giggle :) Well, I think it has the be the cheese cake filling ;)I want to go eat at Joonie's house now. I think I must be hungry. I haven't eaten hardly anything since surgery and you guys have definitely got me craving all kinds of strange things.

Saturday we done MIL yard sale for her and my mommy came to help me & hubby out.

I was talking to my mother and I was hurting from head to toe. I then asked her if she remembered watching that movie with us at my sisters and if she remembered that certain part where the dude said "Drop a duece". She said kind of, so I went thru the storyline with her and we laughed and laughed and laughed. We laughed for a good 10 mins. I thought I was going to pass out from lack of oxygen! I was laughing so hard I was crying and about to pee my pants! But for those mins of laughing I forgot I was hurting and actually had gotten up courage to get out of the chair and walk the few feet to the front porch to go in the house to go pee, which I had been holding for over an hour because I did not feel up to walking that far with my body hurting like it was.

I am happy that no one else agreed that I should have been committed. A sense of humor is a valuable gift.  I am glad you find ways of escaping the pain!    Whatever helps you get through the day!!!!!
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