AQUADEXTROUS - possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
LACTOMANGULATION- manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly one has to resort to the illegal side.
KNOBHOLLOW - A small hole or depression in the pavement.
KNOBHOLLOWED - That horrid moment when your cane goes in a knobhollow.
CROCKERASTINATION - The feeling of relief when you manage to get the cup off the saucer despite your shaking hands.
GUMPER - The irritating person who insists you should "sit down because you will feel better"
OK then - here's my own effort
STUGGERED - The "joint" feeling of being both stuffed & bugg****ered at the same time.
Well, now I most courteously invite you very special people to add to this. I have been heartened many times to read of your troubles and your triumphs - hey - you are my role models!!!
Kiwilass,
Some good ones there, but I specially like the "stuggered"
Lorraine
Thanks Lorraine - actually tonight I'm feeling really - yes - stuggered - it/s 4.51am here and I'm aching and can't sleep!! So I've checked into the board to see how wveryone is doing. Hope you all have a good weekend, and you are enjoying the beginning of your springtime. We are just coming into Autumn here, (clocks go back tomorrow morning) so the cold haul of winter ahead. Up goes the heating bills!!