So shan tried to start this before....but she did it the hard way. She wanted y'all to GUESS where the movie quote was from. I say screw it, lets share our FAVORITE funny movie quote, just for kicks. So go ahead and tell us where it's from...
I'm gonna start with hers -
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the knights are TRYING to cross a bridge and they have to answer 3 questions:
"What is your name?
What...is your quest?
What.......is your favorite color?"
The best part is when the idiot of them answers THE WRONG COLOR. Hahahahahaahaha
Katie you suck
k.....here one of my most favorites.
"there are ways of telling if she's a witch...Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Tell me. What do you do with witches? Burn them. And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches. Wood. Good. Now, why do witches burn? ...because they're made of... wood? Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! No, no. What else floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck. ...Exactly. So, logically... If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore... A witch!
"We have no jobs, we have no food, our pets heads are falling off!"
Dumb and Dumber
LMAO
Shannon, if you listen closely when they're listed what "floats" someone yells "mother!"
How about a GOOFY classic:
"I feel the need.........the need, for SPEED! OW!"
Top Gun....duuh........lol
I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling.
I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut. . .
BEST IN SHOW
OMG TOP GUN RULES!!!!!!
Heeeeeeeeres Johhhhhhny
The shining
"Think ya used enough dynamite, there, Butch?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion"
Steel Magnolias
Ok just to show you that I am "loosening up"...here is my fav Holy Grail quote if I can remember it:
"Well how did you become King then?"
"The Lady of the Lake. Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water. Signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your King."
"Listen...strange women lying in ponds...distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses...not from some vacuous aquatic ceremony."
"Be Quiet!!"
"I mean you can't expect to yield supreme executive power...just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
"SHUT UP!!!"
"I mean if I went 'round saying I was an emperor...just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE. LA LA LA LA LA LA..........LIFE OF BRIAN.
GHOT HUNTER - loosening up you are
How about Tommy Boy"
"housekeeping you want fresh towel?"
"nooo. come back later"
"housekeeping you want me fluff pillow?"
"COME BACK LATER"
"housekeeping you want me (beep) you off?"
"WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!?!?"
I LOVE Farley and Spade.....what a team. Poor spade....what a way to lose a best friend :(
"Hey grumpy gills, whatcha gonna do when life gets you down, just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
---Finding Nemo
**I'm a kid at heart love Disney movies**
Katie---- "Fat guy in a little coat"
OMG YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
I used to have that whole movie memorized it was great!!! hmmm i think its time to watch it again...Though not a movie for children :D
LMAOHAHAHA yea that is a good part... or when they are in one of the offices trying to seel the breaks and he does a "demonstration" and ends up lighting the toy truck on fire....
Or the line "a lot of people go to school for 7 years, yea their called doctors"
omg i could quote this movie all day long..bring it on girlie
Okay okay let's take it back to some good, nice quotes! "Why Jonnhy Ringo...You look like someone just walked over your grave." - Tombstonemy favourite...................................
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Toy story
OMG Katie, i was watching tv last night and there was a car commerical w/ a troll stoping this family in an SUV and they had to answer 3 questions, i laughed hysterically LOL..ok heres my quote
"You want the truth? you cant handle the truth"
oh man, you gotta have the whole thing!!