What are some funny things your kids/grandkids/neices/nephews have done or have said? I know this is off track a bit but sometimes its nice to think of things outside of us being sick and to think of funny things. I'll share a few and im sure i will share more as they come to me.
My daughter was in Ohio w/ my dad for this past easter and my Great Aunt was able to come down there also from PA. She is 87 years old but has the maintality of a 67 year old...well Kelsay asked her to do something, put something together not really sure, so my aunt did it but proceeded to tell Kelsay that "aunt MiMi (her name is anna marie but us kids have always called her aunt MiMI) cant see very well anymore" so kelsay goes to her "yea you cant hear very well either" Made everyone crack up.
My brother (he'll be 7 in June) is a tool fanatic and for his last birthday all he wanted was gift cards to Home Depot. So my aunt asks him "Alex, why would you want Home Depot gift cards?" and he looked at her and said "for tools" but the look on his face was like DUH what else would i ask for..it was priceless.
So...who else wants to share?
It wasnt what my daughter said rather what she did. When she was 3 she got chosen to play Mrs santa clause in her nursery school play and had to wear a red mrs santa dress and hat.So up on the stage her and a little boy( playing santa) sat on their thrones .It was hot in the school hall and we could see Nicole scratching round her neck , then her arms . She stood up and removed her dress and hat, standing for all to see in her knickersTHANK YOU!!!!!
When I was little, my mom asked me if I knew why we stayed on the ground, as in..why didn't we just float away?
I told her "cause we wear shoes, duh"
When our oldest girl was 3 we were having some excavation work done in the yard, by 2 older guys, who I didn't know very well. But every day they worked, my husband would invite them in and feed them lunch. One day he was going to be gone and he asked me to fix them lunch. So I invited them in and we we're all eating together and DD puts down her glass of milk and says, "When I was little I drank milk from my mama's boobies" Our faces went bright red, the guys wouldn't lift their eyes from their plates and one of them mumbled, "that's nice" and my DD said, "yes it was"Umm I had to explain then he said "noooo way".
OMG i have to share this one..it just happened actually.. im playing music on my iTunes and hubby was "dancing" to the music so i go to Kelsay "daddy thinks hes cool" and she goes really quick like "but hes not" and walks away ...it was just way to quick
sarah
These are adorable!OMG that one is great Nancy LMAO
Well i have a great picture of my brother that i am going to print off and show to his prom date, put up at his graduation party, show off at his wedding.. you get the picture.. well some friends of our family has a little boy the same age as Alex and well boys being well boys wanted to see if they both could sit on the toilet at the same time...Well they walk into the bathroom to see the two boys butt naked one in front of the other on the toilet... OMG he HATES that picture and well being a great sister it is my duty to embarrass him...
Ok, I must join in...how FUNNY kids are!
Our duaghter used to be quiet, reserved, NEVER inappropriate in public - unitl her illness struck - well.....
While waiting for theatre very nervously with Mum, Dad, play therapist and 2 anaesthetic docs they were talking which 'flavour' she likes best (for theatre mask anaesthetic)...and she giggled and told play therapist in front of all of us - "you know what I like? when I fart in bed and go under my doona"...I am still embarrassed typing this but the whole room was bent over in stitches of laughter - as I said she is a very timid little girl who has obviously learnt to cope through humour - and she knows how to gain control of a situation with grown ups through humour.
How funny but HOW enbarrassing and SO FUNNY - maybe it was the nervous energy that made us all laugh!
sorry it is so gross!
This is hilarious, i am really enjoying this thread