For those solid
investors: Sorry about the large print, but it is a copy and paste and I couldn't change it. Maybe after we've all been miraculously cured, we might have some money to spare to invest!! AS IF!!
Maybe I shouldn't
give you some of these, but I just have to: with any money left,
be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in
on the ground floor
and make some BIG bucks. I absolutely LOVE things like that! Thanks for the giggle of the day!
Investment tips
for 2007 For all of you
Watch for
these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear
and and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors,
Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants
are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm
and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will
merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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