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A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was
going to give up the city life, move to the country, and
become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door
neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."

The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had
any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."

Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again.
The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but
the second 100 chickens died too."

Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What did you do to them?"

Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm
planting them too deep or not far enough apart".

That made me flash back to earlier today (wednsday). MIL came over to see the kids before she went to work. She showed us this bird. The bird was wedged between the lower part of her bumper and where the fog lights are. You can see its feet sticking out the bottom and the wings fanned out and head at the top. The first time she hit a bird and she did not even know she did.

Hubby has hit 2 birds and none of them got stuck in the car, they were always rolling down the road behind us. It is kinda funny when you hit a bird, I mean who would think that a bird would be stoopid enough to try to "cross" the road when a car was coming? I mean they are not chickens.
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