Housework was
a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find
the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in
the dryer.
Dinner
was on the stove and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out
that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and
had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The
night went well and the next day, she told her office friends
all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He
helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it
away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired. . ."
heheheheheheI always tell my husband that the sexiest thing he can do to entice me to the bedroom is laundry and/or dishes
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is
not enough money?
Why does someone believe you
when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use
sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have
a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no
matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is
there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people
constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat
will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no
plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead
bugS get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the
supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes
for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
it isn't all right, so
why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever
you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage
to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house
as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
How
come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my
FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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