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THE GYNEACOLOGIST

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gyneacologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, " you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of five cent pieces."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were fifty cent coins in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again,plink-plink-plink, and there were dollar coins and this morning there were two dollar coins! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored,
"I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gyneacologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about..."

"You're simply going through the change!

LOLOL!!!! Love it!

Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

following exercises, you will be totally prepared for

the test and best of all, you can do these simple

exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on

the door for good measure. Hold that position for five

seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your

clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one

breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a

friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is

sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the

waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do

it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't

forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find

Supportive

Comfortable

Always Lifts You Up

Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging

And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!