Ole &Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled
out a cigar. Finding he
had no matches, he asked Ole
for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied.
Then reaching into his
tackle box, he pulled out a
Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge
Bic lighter in his hands.
"Vhere dit yew git dat
monster??"
"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from me
Genie."
"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven
asked.
"Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box," says
Ole.
"Could I see him?"
So Ole opens his tackle box
&sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere!! I'm a
good friend of your
Master, vill you grant me vun
vish?"
"Yes, I will," says th e genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a
million bucks. The genie disappears back
into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens &is filled with the
sound of a million
ducks...flying
overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at
Ole. "Yumpin' Yimminy I
asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks!"
Ole shouts back, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da
genie is hart of
hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked
for a 10-inch Bic?
very cute!!!